no. you can't hotbox the world.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
