hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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