it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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