Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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