so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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