He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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