Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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