Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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