Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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