im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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