Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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