Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
