If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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