Your tits are I can't wait for
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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