Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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