We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
