And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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