Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
