He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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