U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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