I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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