she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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