I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
