We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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