dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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