You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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