Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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