You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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