the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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