They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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