i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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