im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Who died my cat blue again?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I party with great urgency now.
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