i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
