Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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