nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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