I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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