As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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