I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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