Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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