True but thats because hes a fetus.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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