come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
