Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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