The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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