Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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