After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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