People in love make me want to vomit
that's an acceptable place to lick
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
do nipples grow back?
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