I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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