Dual....:-)
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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