I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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