so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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