did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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