I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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