If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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