So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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