Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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